Aye aye cutie pie. I was hoping you'd show up...
Beth. 17. UK - (das ist moi on the far right). I'm Northern so I don't sound like the Queen. Sorry.
Enjoy my blog my lovelies!
Also, feel free to follow my new blog www.themanyfacesofmoi.tumblr.com (which would mean a lot to me if you did follow!)

 

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

(Source: best-of-memes)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

the-art-of-fangirling:

seriously like every British thing ever has john hurt in it

see like

harry potter

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merlin

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doctor who

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sherlock

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Anonymous asked
whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

lucashemmingsdimples:

punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.

themanyfacesofmoi:

I had a bit of a wobble about wearing this, but activities day was actually a laugh- cause I rule at the limbo ☺️👌

Hey y’all- bit of a shameless promo here but I have a second blog! Follow me! Cause who doesn’t want to see me looking like a tit? 😉😝

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

blackdove66:

thoroughlysherlocked:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

trueamericanenglish:

#molly hooper is the best companion #she wouldn’t even run off

“Molly, why are you still here?”

“You… you told me not to wander off.”

“Oh. Well. That’s strange. I mean, usually I tell them not to wander off, but they never actually listen. Are you sure you’re human?”

YES OH MY GOD YES I NEED MOLLY AS COMPANION.

I had no idea how much I needed that til now.

I WOULD WATCH THAT SO HARD.

GUYS. GUYS I THINK I JUST OFFICIALLY GOT WHOLOCKED.

imagine her telling the doctor

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imagine his face

(Source: elemesy)

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

Of course this is supposed to be a joke- it’s a comedy show and the purpose is to make people laugh. But the awful truth behind this is the fact that many schools condemn independent thoughts, creativity and freedom of expression. And thats why I dislike the school system. People, including myself, love to learn, but hate the stifling conditions in which we are forced to remain for the first 16-18 years of our lives. 

(Source: taco-bell-rey)

If abortion and birth control become illegal

bebinn:

deathbysharpie:

What will happen:

sex

What won’t happen:

safe sex

What will happen:

abortion

What won’t happen:

safe abortions

Can’t put it much more simply than that.

sarahakele:

just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

lacigreen:

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

have unfollowed 20+ blogs on here already and i will unfollow anyone else who reblogs nude photos taken NON-CONSENSUALLY from these women.  it is sexual violation (fueled by the objectification of women) and anybody who participates that is the literal scum of the earth