Aye aye cutie pie. I was hoping you'd show up...
Beth. 17. UK - (das ist moi on the far right). I'm Northern so I don't sound like the Queen. Sorry.
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Also, feel free to follow my new blog www.themanyfacesofmoi.tumblr.com (which would mean a lot to me if you did follow!)

 

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

deaths-impala:

sielumia:

deaths-impala:

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

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LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

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uhm…guys?

that two-timing son of a bitch

(Source: yourfaceisflowers)

scientist: on average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week

me: you mean per day

scientist: what

me: what

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

(Source: i-remade-fffffuckkkkkkkkk)

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

hungryhungryhiddles:

travelingbythoughts:

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER

hungryhungryhiddles:

travelingbythoughts:

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER

(Source: camiivalee)